Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke
Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.
Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne sasural rahne chala jata hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 755 views
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