Bhikari Ne Phone Kiya

Bhikari Ne Phone Kiya: Hello Taj Hotel

Taj:Yes
1 Biryani1 Pizza Bhej Do

Taj: Kiske Nam Pe Bhej Du Sir
Allah Ke Nam Pe Bhej De

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 794 views
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