Dove se nahakar kya karna hai.

Dove se nahakar kya karna hai.
2013 me to sabhi ko marna hai.
1 saal khushi se jilo yaro
Agle janam me phir “johnson baby” se shuru karna
hai…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 780 views
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