School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”

Chota Sardar Bola : “Kami-Na”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views

Lcd ka doar hai

Pathan class me hans raha tha 1 larki boli stand up
pathan :tm kun ho?

Larki :me moniter hun?
Pathan:hahaha tera zamana gaya ab l.c.d chalti hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Biwi Aur Premika

MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.

MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

exams mai fail ho gaye to

Sardar (beta se): Agar tum es baar bhi exams mai fail ho gaye to mujhe apna baap mat kehna.
Result wale din Sardar: Kiya hua?
Beta: Bas "Sardar ji" kuch naa pucho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Wife or Mistress

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said, “I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.”

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?" they questioned.

The Engineer said, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

DiFFernCe

Techr-USNe KHuD KHuSHi KarLi.

uSSe KHuD KHuSHi KarNi PaDi

DiFFernCe BaTao?

GOLU-PeHLe WaLa PaDha LiKHa BeRoZGar Tha.

Doosra shadi Shuda Tha..

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)