Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko
pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 682 views

Bacha Apni Dadi Se

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?

Aap/papa/mom/behan aur mai.

Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.

Bacha: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.

Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.

Bacha: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege

Dadi:haram khor soja chup kr k..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Santa class me haans raha tha

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?

Santa : Tum kaun ho?

Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marriage is a three ring

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Desi Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.

Desi Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.

Beta: Par pitashiri, abhi to bhojan tayar bhi nahi hua hai

Desi Old Man: Bhojan nahi khana, meine to sahmne wali buddhi ko smile deni hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)