ap ankhein band kar

nanna,chacha jan aap ankhein band kar lein. Chacha, herat se kune bhai kya bat hay. Nanna,chacha ammi jaan kehti hain jab tumhare chacha jaan ankhein band kar jayein gain to humhein bohot si dolat mile gi.

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