Bura Khwab Tha
:
('.')
) _/)'(/_
>"""<<""""<
Bht Bura Khwab Tha
A Prwrdigar
Hmare Gnah Maf Frma
Khwb Me Dekha K 100 K load P 10 Rupy Ay Hen
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 823 views
Similar Jokes
Wife: Last Night I Dreamed Of U Buying Me A
Diamond Necklace
Husband: Tonight, Go To Sleep And Enjoy Wearing It
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dukh is ka nhi k hamari light nhi hy Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-) hahaha ( ',')/ <)) bally bally / > Is prcham k saye talay hum ek hain. Hm aik hain 8-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanjus-Jao.
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao.
Servant-Janab..
6 ikhatte kyu nahi.
Kanjus-Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz Zyada mileygi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?
Girl: Me bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy: To fir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
Boy: Polio ki dawai pine...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl?
Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Crack: I would rather see Banta hanged.
Jack: You marry him and it wont be long before he will hang himself
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)