Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.

Reactions of students..

Bengali:- sorry mam

Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the

Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views

Me Haji bi hun

Admi namaz par raha tha or dosra us ky bare me kisi ko bta raha k ye bara namazi or neak banda hai.
Admi namaz tor kar bola:mene haj bi kia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

women

A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her. He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face. She said that she did and he shot and killed her too. He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face. The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Boy: Tm Larkiyain Khobsorat Q

Boy: Tm Larkiyain Khobsorat Q Hoti Ho?

Girl: Q K ALLAH Ne Hme Apny Hath Se Bnaya Hai,

Boy: Bol TO Aisy Rhi Ho Jse Hm Net Se Download HotyHen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

choti choticheezein

Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi choti choti
cheezein hain jo bahut bada dard de jati hain
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: agar yakin na ho to alpin per baith kar
dekh.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 tiger ny 1 sardar ko zoo me mar dia

1 tiger ny 1 sardar ko zoo me mar dia

1 bndy ne pucha tm ny sardar hi ko Q mara?

Tiger: dimag khraab kr dia tha, kb se keh rha tha

“inni wddi billi”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)