Ek bahut sundar kuwari

Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.

Reactions of students..

Bengali:- sorry mam

Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the

Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 674 views
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