Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they
kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 831 views

First day at school

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boys Vs. Girls

Jab boys vomit tab parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
Jab girls vomit tab parents says kaun tha woh kamine,

Moral of the story: jovi vomits boys are always kaminey.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Same dreams

A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor.

“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.

“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.

“I keep having the same dream, night after night. There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can’t get it open.”

“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor. “Pull,” said the patient.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola

begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?”

begum:”1 dum”

admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Any Key

I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue...'

He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)