Orat se tekra gaya...

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they
kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 564 views
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