Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha: Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.
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