Pathan
ak pathan ka bacha hua Docter ne Kha mubarik hu Bacha hua h
pathan ne kha Kya 20 saal pehley shade hue the bacha hua h wo b choota saa
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 904 views
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