NURSE: Mubarak ho! Is waqat 2 baj rahy hen or Aap B 2 bacho k baap ban gaye ha.

Pathan: Shukar hai Hum 12 baje ni Aae.
ap pogo lagao

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 559 views

Sardar 1: Why we drink water?

Sardar 1: Why we drink water?

Sardar 2: I don’t know.

Sardar 1: Silly person we drink water because we can’t eat it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar proposed a girl

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi……………….
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada…..
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Dil tor kar chala gaya… .
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KUTTA, KAMINA, HARAMZADA

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek Boy l0ved a girl but

Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
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Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt..:D
*ayush*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat

Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy,

Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Muje Barsaat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

UsNe Tohfey Me Diye Muje Khoon K Aansu,

Zindgi Ab Teri Har Soghat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Choro Pyar Ki Baten Koi Or Baat Kro,

Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye,

Is Liye Uski Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy.

Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aisey ZaKhm Khaye hain,

K Humain to ab Apni Zaat Se Darr Lagta ha.

Kia dabang farmaya Sonakshi ne maza a gya,

K thappar se nhi sahab pyar se dar lagta ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)