Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha
Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:
Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai? Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi! Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views
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