DEVDAS Of 2012:
Maa Ne Kaha FaceBook
Chor Do
Abba Ne Kaha Mobile
Night Package Chor Do
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile
Se Balance Churana Chor
Do
Paaro Ne Kaha Bacardi
Peena Chor Do
Aur ek Din Aayega Jab
Paro K Bachhey Bolenge-
Maamu Ab To Hamaari
Mummy Ka Peecha Chor
Do :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 794 views

Pyaar sab ko chahiye

Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye,
aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
.
.
Difference is that
ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye.
.
.
.
And ladko ko..

.Murder2 wala

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Sardar

Eik Sardar Apni Hi Shadi Main Preshan Betha Tha
Kisi Nay Poacha Sardar G Preshan Kyun Ho???
Sadar Bolo: Susral Walon Nay Barat
Main Thoday Admi Lanay Ko Kaha Tha
Pata Nai
Abba Minoo Ve Lay K JaNda Waa Kay Nai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan: What are you doing now a days

Pathan: What are you doing now a days

Friend: I’m doing my FSc.

Pathan: Do whatever you did, but you should keep your study ahead.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

LipStick LaGana

LipStick LaGana
LarKiYo Ki
Beauty Hy

Wah Wah Wah

LipStick LaGana
LarKiYo Ki
Beauty Hai
Or
Usy Taste Krna
HuM Larrko Ki
Duty Hy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

English: The sooner the bette

English: The sooner the better.
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai..

English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here.
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the..

English: Dont wait, fight for ur rights.
Hindi: Sabra ka fal meetha hota hai…

Last and the best one…

English As wise as an owl.
Hindi: Ullu ka pattha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)