pathan to dukandar

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to
hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab
andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay
ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2655 views
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