Pathan College Mein 1 Black or 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya
Techer: Ghar Wapas Jao or Change Kar K Aao
Pathan: Koi Faida Nai Sir Ghar Pe B 1 Kala oR 1 Safaid Hi Para Hy…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 900 views

Lady called Fire Brigad

Lady called Fire Brigad:Helo Mere Ghar Aag Lag gai He

Pthan Pani Dalo

Lady Dala pr Nai Bujhi

Pthan:to marjao hm konsa pepsi dalega.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Choron ko president

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya
Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte
hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal
rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum
se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The captain of a team says to the Umpire

The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
“My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.”
The Umpire says, “No.”
The captain says,
“Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut d

Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

After Examination

After Examination
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,

2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,

3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai

4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)