Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe,
Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe, Ek Din Santa
Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha.
Santa: “Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ke, Saanp Bhi Mar
Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay?”
Pathan Huste Hue: “Very Simple, Jootay Se Maar
Do Saale Ko.“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1111 views
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