Friend: He Bhagwan tu muje Dard de
Friend: He Bhagwan tu muje Dard de, Dukh de, Sari duniya ka Gum de…
Other Friend: Yar itni saari demand kyun karte ho, Sirf Biwi maanglo!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 845 views
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Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…[email protected]
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Arz Kiya Hai .....
KHUDA Kare Kisi Ko JUDAAI N'a Mile .....
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Wah Wah ......
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KHUDA Kare Kisi Ko JUDAAI N'a Mile .....
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Jo Ye Status Like Ne Kare Usey
THAND MAIN RAAZAI N'A MILEY ;D
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Girl:"why ?? Are my lips poisonous.. ??
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Boy:"ale mai to pogo dekhta hu,
ye to HBO dekh ke aai hai..:p :O :D
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Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone
Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"
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