Friend: He Bhagwan tu muje Dard de

Friend: He Bhagwan tu muje Dard de, Dukh de, Sari duniya ka Gum de…
Other Friend: Yar itni saari demand kyun karte ho, Sirf Biwi maanglo!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 545 views
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Pathan



Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A group of elephants

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?
Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.
Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
...
boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke
baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi
peeta...?
Boy :Peete to sab h lekin aaj lassi me MENDAK gir
gaya tha or usme hi mar gay....
Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....
Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya
ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa:Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me 1

Santa:Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me 1 Saal Lag Jata Hai.

Banta:Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
She Had The Ticket

A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs400 For No Ticket

He Chrgd 1st Girl Rs300
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless

Rs200 To 2nd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless Backles & A Mini Skirt

He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One
Why?

Dirty Mind!
She Had The Ticket:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Raat Ka Time Tha


Raat Ka Time Tha
Ek Larki So Rhi Thi,
Achanak
Ek Larka Us K Bister Ke Paas Aaya
.
Uski Chadar Hatayi
Or
Uska Hath Pakar Kr Bola
.
.
.
"Aaappi,
Potti Karva Do DAR Lag Rha Hy" Soch Badlo
Mulk Badle Ga

"TAHREEK INSAAF"
Tabdeeli Ki Janib Aap Ka Pehla Qadam.::D:P

by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)
Santa Singh

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?

Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biologist experiment

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko

Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha

Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya

Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta call fm radio

Banta calls FM radio: I'v found sm1 named
Kamaljit's wallet wid Rs. 15K.
RJ: Sir! U wnt 2 retrn d wallet?
Banta: Ni pagal! I wnt 2 dedicate a sad song 2
him.;-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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