Friend: He Bhagwan tu muje Dard de
Friend: He Bhagwan tu muje Dard de, Dukh de, Sari duniya ka Gum de…
Other Friend: Yar itni saari demand kyun karte ho, Sirf Biwi maanglo!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 677 views
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