Wife: Suno aapse milne ke liye doctor sahab aaye hai…

Husband: Unse keh do mujhe bukhaar hai kal aana…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 698 views

Lost In The Forest

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Ki Biwi

Ek Sardar apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath car mein baith ke honeymoon par ja raha tha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya.

Sardar gusse mein bola: Meri biwi ko dekhta hai, chal piche baith, car mein chalaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cool Raho Enki Tarh

Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!

girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hasrate dedar

hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shop chal pare

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

manager to sardar

manager to pathan: you are appointed 4 job
ur salary is 30,000
next year it will be 50,000.

sardar: ok
i will join next year

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)