Pathan got jo telenor call centre

Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?

Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 649 views
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