Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.

Us ny Apny Baap Se Kaha:
Abba, Me ny Agay Nai Parhna,
Meri Shadi Kerwa Do.

Baap:
Puttar Teri Marzi,
Ya Aenj Rul,
Ya O'nj Rul..;-p

by lescol (few years ago!) / 1029 views

Apka No.

Sardar interview dene geya.
Q:ap kitne behan bhai hai ?
Sardar:Ham 9 behan bhai hai

Q:un men apka number konsa hai?
...
Sardar :telenor ka.;-)

by Kashif (few years ago!)

Ager tum 1jungle mein ho

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Doctor my wife is pergnant.

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se

Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aaye,

Jaya:
Aap To Susu Krne Gye Thay?

Amitabh:
Jaise He Mai Ander Gya,
Koi Bola "BIG B"
Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 doctors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

by sana (few years ago!)