Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile
Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun
Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai
Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam
Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi
Udd Gaye,
Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 633 views
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