Santa ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja
kar uske ghar 1 beta paida hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha
hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views

E mail bnana hai

Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Santa
Santag
Santa123
Santaabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SANTA" try kro
100% mil jye ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?

Santa-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?

Classic Answer By Banta-

Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.

Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.

Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.

Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga

*~~InShaLLaH~~*

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha,

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

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Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)