Wife: m not feeling well
Wife: m not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking
to go for a dinner!!
Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 600 views
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