Pathan apny dost sy
Pathan apny dost sy:
Aj kal kya kr rahy ho?
Dost:
Khan bhai M.Sc kr raha hun.
Pathan:
Yara jo marzi karo par sath sath parhai jari rakho…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1229 views
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