Fax Machine Fun
Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”
Executive: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”
Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”
Executive: “How did you load the sheet?”
Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1618 views
Similar Jokes
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kuch log
itne
itne
itne
itne
pyare hote hain k un ki tareef k lye alfaz kam par jate hain.
For exmpale
aap
mujhe hi dekh lo.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
AADMI KI CAR SE TAKRAKE EK TOTA BEHOSH HO GAYA. AADMI TOTE KO GHAR LE GAYA. CAGE ME RAKHA KHANA DIYA. TOTA JAAG K BOLA:AAILA JAIL! WO CAR DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha
Us ne har sawal key nechy
||||||||||||||||||||||
.
.
.
.
Es tarah ki lines bana kar nechey likh dia
.
Scratch Karky Answers Parh lain
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer:Tume Sher ka Pinjra Lock ni Kia
Santa:Sir itne khofnack janwar ko kon chori krega?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
.
.
.
Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
.
.
.
.
.
Petrol pump chaltay hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband to Wife - You will never succeed in making that dog obey you. Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you at first.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city.
First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like?
Second Haryanvi: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?
First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay.
2 ghante ki flight thi, achanak inhain intercom pr pilot ki awaaz sunai di.
Pilot: "Hum ne apna aik engine kho diya hai, magr fikr ki koi baat nahi hai. Kyun k 3 engine abhi baqi hain. Bs flight 2 k bajae 3 ghante taveel ho jae gi."
Aadhe ghante baad pilot ne phr intercom pr kaha k
"hum 1 or engine kho chuke hain, lekin fikr ki koi baat nahi. Abhi 2 baqi hain. Bs flight 1 ghanta mazeed late ho jae gi".
Is pr 1 pathan ne doosre se kaha,
"kya bakwaas ae khocha, agar am aakri 2 engine b kho diye to shayad sara din isi jahaz mai bethay rahen ge."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they
3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they
Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya
Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!
Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)