Kanjoos ki shadi

Aik kanjoos ki shadi me bar bar pani pesh kia ja raha tha
pathan bhook se behal ho kar chilaya bhai biryani mile gi pani gale me atak gia hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 790 views
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