Khane Ki Koi Chez
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Aur Husband Ne Darwaza Khola
Wife:
Ye Dabba Utha Lo
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Husband:
Is Mein Zarur Mere Khane Ki
Koi Chez Hogi
Wife:
Han Mere Sendal Hain
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 949 views
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