Tum Jo Bol Rahe

Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.
thoda Sor se Bolo to awaz aaye

Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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