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Larki: Jan_E_Man Mujhe Ayse Propose Karo Jaise Aj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kia Ho . . . . . Larka: Kamini Zaleel I Love you Mujh Se Shadi Kar K Mujhe Tabah Kar Dey Beghairat….
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1313 views
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Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
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Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt..:D
*ayush*
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