Ye SMS Abhi Apne 8 FriEnDz
Ye SMS Abhi Apne 8 FriEnDz Ko SenD Kro
AGar Wo WapIs tuM ko sMs KraIn To tuM SaMjh LeNa K
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TuM Bhi FarIgH, TuMHaraY DoSt B FariGH.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 732 views
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