Mulayam singh ek gao me vote mangne gye or 1 budhiya se bole-mata g cycle ka dhyan rkhna
budhiya-Me to tatti ja rahi hu
tu cycle me tala lga de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1282 views

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.

Logon Ne Usay Bohat Mara Qyun?

Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha

Bara Kafan Leny Par Bachay Ka Kafan FREEEE…….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Mrasi Ki BV Ka Bukhar Nhi Utr Raha Tha

1 Mrasi Ki BV Ka
Bukhar Nhi Utr
Raha Tha
Usy Doctor Ny
Mashwra Dya K
Molvi Sahab Say
Dam Krwa Lo
Molvi Sahab
Rozana Dam
Krny Ghar Aa Jatay
Mirasi Phir
Doctor K Pass
Gya Or Bola
Mola Khush
Rakhy Changa
Mashwara Dita
c
“Bukhar Ty magro
Leh Gya ay Hun
Molvi Ni Lehnda”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Blonde Driving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nya sipahi(inspector se):

Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya tha

Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?
Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chal Police Ko De Aain

2 ‘Pathano’ Ko Bomb Mila
1st Pathan: Chal Police Ko De Aain
2nd Pathan:Agar Bomb Raste Main Phat Gaya To?
1st Pathan: Jhot Bol Denge K phata hoa hi Mila Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)