Mulayam singh ek gao me vote
Mulayam singh ek gao me vote mangne gye or 1 budhiya se bole-mata g cycle ka dhyan rkhna
budhiya-Me to tatti ja rahi hu
tu cycle me tala lga de.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1090 views
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