Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Dr. ne Poucha Kis Ko Likh Rahe Ho ?
Pagal: Khud Ko.
Dr: Kya Likha Hai ?
Pagal: Mujhe Kya Pata !
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thorri Hai:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 651 views
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