Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 929 views
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