Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation.

Doctor: Yes, of course.

Patient: Great. I never could before.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views

Pathan

PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bacho ke bap

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say
to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char
Bacchon ki Maa` .
One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye
Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

jab mein mar jaun to Saamney

MOLVII: ... jab mein mar jaun to Saamney
walon ko with family zaroor bulana,
Bevi: wo Q?
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Molvi: Suna hai k Un k Ghar ki Larkiyan Laash se
Lipat Lipat k Roti hen.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta – Dr ne kaha tha k tv cabel se bache kharab hote hai aur padhai b nai krte, maine cabel katwa diya,

Banta: Good. Ye to bahut aachi baat hai,

Santa: Ab maine dish tv laga liya hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari Sahab Ek Rupiya De Do

Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.

Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?

Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)