Sardar Halwayi se

Sardar Halwayi se: Tum kitny salon se Jalebi bana rahy ho?
Halwayi baray fakhar se: 20 saal se
Sardar: Bari sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 865 views
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