Parents are funny
Parents are funny They want me to learn how to survive in the wilderness,
but they won't let me go to the mall on my own.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 749 views
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Proffeser to stdnt-
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Stdnt-
jumbalakadi bamba! Holsga volsga...
Proffesr- i din't get u...
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gowa ka master ji bacho ku english parha raha tha-----
Bacho ye ,, 'M',, hai .
M' say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----
Dosray din master ji nay board pay 'W' likha-- bacho ye kia hai??
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Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori
Dono Milne Lagy Chori Chori.
Chooha Bola OH Gori
Ao Khele Ankh Macholi
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,
To jungle ka kya haal hota ?
Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it
from there to die.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A happy life is not about chasing a man,
or even having a man,
but about being the best woman you can be
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?
Tangay wala khamosh khara raha.
Burhya kehnay lagi:
ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan: Yra Ye
"Sent Msg"
Kya hota hy
2nd Pathan:Khuda ka Qasam tm to bilkul Jahil ka bacha hy
"Sent Msg"
Ka matlab hay
Khushbu wala Msg
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)