1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 985 views

India match haar gaya

Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa
diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?
: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur
India ne match haar gaya
Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe
ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking??

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke

Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Kar Li.

Do Din Baad Wo Rote-Rote Ghar Waapis Aayi.

Baap Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Puchha

Baap: “Ab Kyun Aayi Ho Yahaan?”

Ladki Rote Hue Boli: “Papa Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla, Iphone Bhi China Wala Nikla“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

maar pari....

Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!

Banta: Woh kya..

Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.



Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara

Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)