Hamesha Yad Rakho
TEacher :
Hamesha Yad Rakho
Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki
Khidmat Karne Aaye
Hain
.
.
.
.
Sardar :
Wah g wah!
Te fer Dujay Ki Amb Len Aae Ney.. ?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 694 views
Similar Jokes
Santa’s wife: Oye JI stop looking at other women you are married now.
Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Aur Uska Dost Golu Ek Shadi Mein Gaye,
To Golu Ke Man Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pappu Se Puchha
Golu: “Yaar Pappu, Shadi Mein Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Mein Kyu Rakha Jata Hai?”
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Jawab Diya
Pappu: “Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaaye, Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Larki Ko URDU Our ENGLISH Mix Kr K Bolnay Ki Adat Thi..
Shaadi Ki Pehli Rat Us Ko Pata Chala K Us K Shohar Ka Sirf 1 Paon Ha.
Aglay Din Wo Apnay Ghar Gaye Tou Apni Ammi Say Boli:
Mom Meray Husband Ka Tou Sirf 1 Foot Ha…
Maa Hairat Say Boli:
Tou Beta Tum Ko Our Kitna Lamba Chahiye?
Tmharay ABBA Marhoom Ka Tou Sirf 6 Inch Ka Tha,
Our Wahi Tabiyat Khush Kr Deta Tha.:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.
kiya wo phat gaya tha?
Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola
“THAAA”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5s
Girl: WOW!!
Konsi Company ka Hai??
Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,
Reebok ka Hai..:-D
by lescol (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: I can't marry you. I am one year elder to you.
Boyfriend: Very Good, I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Munna bhai -Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
Mamu -Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
Munna bhai -Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:
Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya karte ho..?
.
.
Boy:
Main tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum?
.
.
.
GIRL:
Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad:result ka kya hua
Son:aba aik good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata
Son:mai pass ho gya
Dad:GREAT aur bad news
Son:good news galat hai. ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)