kaliya and pelian
Kaliya & Peeliya ek car me bomb laga rahe the .
Peeliya - agar bomb lagate samay phat gaya to
kya hoga .
Kaliya - do'nt worry ! Mere paas ek aur bomb hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 919 views
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