Indian Aur Kutto Mein Kya Farq Hai?
Ek Pakistani Ne Ek Indian Ko Chidane Ke Liye
Puchha
“Indian Aur Kutto Mein Kya Farq Hai?”
Indian Ne Muskurate Hue Bade Pyar Se Jawab Diya
“Sirf Border Ka“
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