Santa To Rikshaw Wala

Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?

Rikshaw Wala: …Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon

Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hyn . . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 650 views
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