Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?

Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?
Santa: Chashme(Opticals) K Saath 75kg
Doctor: Aur Chasme K Bina!
Santa: Vo Muje Dikhta Hi Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 689 views
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