Math Is Too Hard For Kids
A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,
“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”
His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”
The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”
Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”
Little Boy: “Yes”
Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,
Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”
The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 637 views
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