Student
Ek student Exam hall mai Paper par apna Panja Bana raha tha
Examiner: Beta Paper mai tu Hand ka diagram wala koi Question nahi
Student: Mai Paper Banany Waly par
Laanat bhaij raha hon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 640 views
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jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ?
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Aik faqeer shaikh k ghar aya aur kaha me Allah ka mehman hun mujhe roti du
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MY
PRINCIPLE
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->
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mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
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Come on darling lets go for a honey moon.
Wife: no dear I have to do some work at home,
Take my brother with you. :)
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Train mein warning likhi thi:
"Bina Ticket waale Yatri Hoshiyar!"
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Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hai,
Wo sab saale Gadhe hai kya??
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Santa: “Gadhi, Yeh To Fry Kerna Thha”
Kuchh Din Bad
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Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Anda”
Santa: “Ullu Ki Pathi, Yeh To Boil Karna Thha”
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