Santa: mai tere mobile se apni girl friend ko sms
bheju,
dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No yar, agar usne handwriting pehchan li
to…?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 595 views

Bache ko perhaya karain

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko
Nehla k School bheja karen,
Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k
bache ko Parhaya Karen,
Sunga Na Karen..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum ne Police Officer ki

Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki hatheli pe jalti hue cigret kyun rakhi

Mujrim:Ye Humko bola "kaam karvana hai to pehle "MUTTHI" garam kro

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blonde Getting A Hair Cut

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.

the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".

after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

machli ko pani se dhoone Ke kya zrorat hy

Major Rohail-

Tum ne machli(fish) pani

Se dhoo k kyu nhi pakai

Nokar-

Major Sab machli ko pani se dhoone

Ke kya zrorat hy

Wo to rehti he pani me hai

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

modern day break up

Modern Day Break Up..

Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U..

Boy: Why??

Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On FACEBOOK!!!

by Raju (few years ago!)