Santa: mai tere mobile se apni girl friend ko sms
bheju,
dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No yar, agar usne handwriting pehchan li
to…?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 921 views

Agar Dil Ka Naam Anda Hota

Agar dil ka naam Anda(egg) hota toh films ka naam is tarha hote..

Ye Anda aapka hua Hum Anda de chuke sanam,

Hum aapke Ande main rehte hain,

Ande wale dulhaniya le jayenge..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha

Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha:
1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To?
Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai…
Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga

Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”

Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”

Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Allama Iqbal

Aik daffa bas main cricket team ke kuch khalari safar kar rehy the or apas main lar jhagar rehy the. Aik buzargan ki waja se bohot guse main the jab in se raha na gya to uth kar bole. Allama Iqbal ne such hi kaha tha.

Utha ke phenk do gali main bahir
Nai tehzeeb ke annde hain gande

Aik khalari khara ho kar bola” baba jee Allama Iqbal ne ye us waqt kaha tha jab aap jawan the, hum to us waqt peda hi nahi hoye the.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar had a hole in his umbrella.

1 sardar had a hole in his umbrella.

someone asked why there is hole in your umbrella.

Sardar replied, How will i get to know that rain is stopped.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)