Should Women Have Children
Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 962 views
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1 Aadmi Bus Driver se:
Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho?
BUS Driver:
24 Ghante.
Aadmi Herat Se:
Wo Kese?
BUS Driver:
12 Ghante Is BUS Me.
12 Ghante B.V K “BUS”Me.
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Machar Ne 1 Admi Ko Kata.
Admi: Din Me B Kat Rhy HO.
Macchar: Kya kro Ghar ma Behen Jawan Hy Or Larky Walo Ne 1 Liter Khon Jahez Me Mnga ha..:-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life&. . .
I'll give same advice to my children also.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur Saanta Se Pucha.
Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji”
Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”
Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”
Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis Par Hai?”
Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:
Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge..??
Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..
Interviewer: Why.??
Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye.??
Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..
Interviewer: Why.??
Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega!!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Robert:-Boss isne kuch nahi kiya phir ise saza kyu
di.
Ajit:-smart boy!Aajkal PREPAID ka jamana
hai.Pehle saza bhugto phir galti karo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy:I love U.
Tum dunya ki sbse khubsurat larki ho
Girl:
Acha pr tmhre peche mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari he.
Boy turn back bt waha koi nai tha
Girl:Agar tum mjhse pyar krte to kbi pechy nahi murrte. . .
MORAL:
Abay moral woral kuch nahi
Bachi tez nikli uske pas zubaida aapa ka ye totka tha.;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A lady broke the traffic signal...
Police :- Stop!!
Lady :- Plz let me go. I'm a teacher....
Police :- Aah, I've waited for this moment all my life. Now write...'I'll never break signal' 100 timez..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn't want to pay for a tree and that's that.
He wouldn't stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn't have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house. Ten minuted later I returned with an eight foot Christmas tree.
"Wow," said my son. "You cut that down quick."
"Son," I replied, "I didn't cut it down, I got it from the local shop."
He looked puzzled and said, "Why did you take the axe then?"
"I told you, I didn't want to pay for a Christmas tree."
by WAQAR (few years ago!)