Aankhey Band Karney Par

Santa:
Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai

Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

Santa: Andhera

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 571 views
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