teacher asking pathan
Teacher:
Now, Tell Me Frankly, Do You Say Prayers Before Eating?
Pathan:
No Sir, I Don't Have To,
My Mom Is A Good Cook
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 885 views
Similar Jokes
Hitler says, "There isno word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda?" Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na "
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha.
2pagal:Ye kya hai?
1Pagal: Love letter hay
2pagal:Magar ye to khali hay
1Pagal: Aaj kal bol chal band hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEacher :
Hamesha Yad Rakho
Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki
Khidmat Karne Aaye
Hain
.
.
.
.
Sardar :
Wah g wah!
Te fer Dujay Ki Amb Len Aae Ney.. ?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik Memon Ne Apna Nayaa GHAR Construct Kia
Construction Ke Baad Ooper Walay Portion Per PAINT Karaaya……….
AUR Neechay Waaley Portion Per Likh Dia………….
“SAME AS ABOVE”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya:
Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai.
Pathan ne Deewar pe likha...
ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Appu: I want you to explain why I have to wear these same old clothes.
Pappu: Bcoz if u don`t, you could scare the dog.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account. he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why? Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.
Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.
Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu.... ||
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??
Pizza Hunt: yes sir
Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek coke
bhejo
Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba… :P:
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)