A phatan was playing

A Pathan Was Playing
“Kon Banega Carore Pati”
Shahrukh Khan Asked:
“Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao”
Pathan Replied:
“Hu Ko Pagal Samajhti Haikya?
4 Options Kidhar Hain..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 833 views
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